Fanfic Fanfare!

Fan art, illustrations, poetry, music, photography, and more.

Unread postby PangDeGuy » Sun Jul 27, 2003 8:34 pm

English_Druid wrote:Thats good gaz, I cant make the other one out because ive never heard of that song before, But wonderful rules is v.good.
Do you just come up with these or do you plan them out?


we just make em up along the way. Nice on Feng.

To the tune of Yankee doodle


Oh, welcome to the hills of Chengdu
Where Zhang Fei of Shu
Lies in rest with the wine on his side
And with the pig that he rides
Down to the winehole
Picking up the bottles
Mind the leaks in jar
Cause we're a goin faaar...

Just a small tune.
"Scum of a matweaver!"-Yuan Shu
User avatar
PangDeGuy
Assistant
 
Posts: 150
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:48 am
Location: Gotta catch em all!

Unread postby PangDeGuy » Mon Jul 28, 2003 6:18 pm

ThreeKingdoms Gang

Chapter 2 Threekingdoms at the mall
Zhang He: Oo! Oo! Look at that dress! It looks so prettyful on mwa! *Grins and shows black teeth, and does a little spin*

Gan Ning: Yea, right, that is like, omg, so totally, omg, totally out, omg, out of, omg, of my, omg, my freaking, omg, fashion! Uh! *Does the talk to the hand sign*

Lu Bu: Grr... Why'd you geeks have to bring me along?!

Huang Gai: Look at yourself. *Points at Lu Bu's huge glasses and textbooks*

Lu Bu: Oh, yeah, er... Hey! I'm no geek! Why you! *Recites algebraic expressions that Einstein doesn't know under his breath angrily*

Huang Gai: *Rolls his eyes* Like, let's go shopping now!

Xu Chu: *Munching on a doughnut* Mmf, what's, munch, this, crunch, snarf, shopping, gobble, you speak, chomp, of?

Zhang He: Duh! It's when you like buy stuff!

Gan Ning: Yeah buy, omg, like stuff, omg, stuff that, omg, that are, omg, are so, omg, so totally, omg, totally into, omg, into, omg, FASHION! *Fluffs his hair*

Xu Chu: *Still eating* Oh, munch, I see, bite

Huang Gai: And take that freaking doughnut out of your mouth!

Xu Chu: Gobble, what doughnut?! (ooc: that's my copyrighted line, so don't you forget it ;)) *Still pigging out on a boxful of doughnuts*

Zhang He: *Sigh* Where to go now?

Lu Bu: Oo! Oo! The Arlgweihfohe store!

Zhang He: Wha?

Lu Bu: You know, where they aoihasogihaoi with the a;gh;aoeih of the a;ilghaw;eoih minus the o;iwaehg;aowiehcoiwe of the ao;eighawoeihf oiweh?

Zhang He: English please.

Huang Gai: *sigh* He wants to go to the geek store.

Lu Bu: *Nods his head vigorously* Uh huh, uh- WAIT A FREAKING MOMENT THERE! I AM NOT A GEEK!

Gan Ning: Yes you, omg, you are, omg!

Lu Bu: Grr!! I'll show you! *Pulls out crescent halberd* HAH!

Huang Gai: *Rolls his eyes* You can't even use that!

Xu Chu: Ooo, yummy *Goes for some cinnabons*

Lu Bu: I CAN TOO USE IT! *Swings it around and chops half of the passerbyers down* SEE?!

Huang Gai and Zhang He and Gan Ning: *All in fear* Erm, a little help here Xu Chu!

Xu Chu: I am helping. *Takes a big bite of cinnabon* Wirth do etting. Mmm....

Huang Gai: XU CHU YOU FREAK! *Head gets chopped off*

Zhang He: EEP! *Tries to run prissy way but trips over his skirt* Gulp.

Lu Bu: Hee hee hee... *Evil look*

Zhang He: AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! *Head gets chopped off*

Gan Ning: I will, omg, avenge your, omg, your deaths, omg, deaths my, omg, my friends, omg! *Takes out his sea master, and yells* CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, omg, AAAAAAAAAAARRR, omg, GGGGEEEEE!!!! (omg!) *Moves a little* I AM THE, OMG, BRAVEST PERSON, OMG, IN THE, OMG, WORLD!!! *sees lu bu and shrieks like a little girl and runs* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Head gets chopped off*

Xu Chu: Yum! *Turns around and sees Lu Bu* YIPES! *Crouches in a ball, and when Lu Bu's blade hits, the blade bounces off and hits Lu Bu in the head*

Lu Bu: *His last words* What... The.... *Falls dead*

Xu Chu: *His eyes closed* WHO TURNED OUT THE DAMN LIGHTS?!
"Scum of a matweaver!"-Yuan Shu
User avatar
PangDeGuy
Assistant
 
Posts: 150
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:48 am
Location: Gotta catch em all!

Unread postby English_Druid » Mon Jul 28, 2003 9:56 pm

Thats good. But I think you went abit to far with the omg's. They started to get on my nerves.
Oh and whos Xu Chu? sry I havnt read the book
But no one dies in the right place
Or in the right hour
And everyone dies sooner than his time
And before he reaches home.
User avatar
English_Druid
Scholar of Ying Guo
 
Posts: 1179
Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:15 pm
Location: My soap box

Unread postby Wizardman » Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:11 am

Xu Chu is Xu Zhu.

They should probably just pick one name and stick with it.
Good FF's, BTW.
Huang Zhong: Are you calling me old?!
Wei Yan: ...Yes.
Huang Zhong: Liu Bei! I demand you kill him!
Liu Bei: Well it's... true...
User avatar
Wizardman
Scholar of Shen Zhou
 
Posts: 818
Joined: Thu May 15, 2003 8:43 pm
Location: Between three kingdoms and a hard place.

Unread postby PangDeGuy » Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:38 am

English_Druid wrote:Thats good. But I think you went abit to far with the omg's. They started to get on my nerves.
Oh and whos Xu Chu? sry I havnt read the book


the omg's were supposed to get on your nerves ;). lol, thanx.

Wizardman wrote:Xu Chu is Xu Zhu.

They should probably just pick one name and stick with it.
Good FF's, BTW.


Thanks, and yea. I wonder how they got Xu Zhu...
"Scum of a matweaver!"-Yuan Shu
User avatar
PangDeGuy
Assistant
 
Posts: 150
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:48 am
Location: Gotta catch em all!

Unread postby PangDeGuy » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:40 pm

Special: Threekingdoms Story

This will be a half song half acting part.

(to the tune of the Brady Bunch)
Here's a story, of a dude named Xu Chu
He was fatter than the world could ever see

Xu Chu: Hey, wait a minute, I'm not that fat *Looks down at his bulging belly, I think*

He was a short order cook, and ate all the food
And then he layed out his disgusting body and took a snooze

Xu Chu: Hey! I'm very beautiful if I must say so myself! *Smooths out his body, and smiles a smile with black in it*

Here's a story, of a lady named Zhang He
Zhang He was both a male and a female

Zhang He: Grr!! Damn Koei! Making me look like a gay! *Squeals like a lady and puffs his/her hair*

She would prance around, like a bunny
And his/her ears looked funny

Zhang He: My ears are NOT FUNNY LOOKING! *Angrily points out her ear, which looks like a demented elephant*

And then one day when this lady met this fat guy
The fat guy ate her up when she said he would die

Zhang He: DIE!

Xu Chu: *Whiny voice* No!

Zhang He: *Relaxes* Okay.

Xu Chu: *Relaxes also* Okay. Nah. *Eats Zhang He up*

Xu Chu rubbed his belly, and got more food from a hot dog stand
That's how this story starts, it's how Xu Chu became a fat guy man
A fat gay man

Xu Chu: What?

A fat gay man

Xu Chu: I'm not fat! Or gay! *Stares at Meng Huo longingly* Finally, my own type...

That's how, Xu Chu became a fat guy man

Xu Chu: But wait! I am no-

*The ending plays and finishes with the trumpet thing*

Xu Chu: Damn the maker of this song.

Director: Cut! And that's a wrap!

Xu Chu: Thank you! *Calls out* Make over! I need my makeover crew right away. And I'd like to have 20 boxes of doughnuts, yes, all jelly-filled. Where is my manucure?! (ooc: or however you spell it)

Director: *Sigh*

Zhang He: *In girly voice* Ooo!! That was soo fun!! Can we do that again?! Please? Please? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can we daddy? Huh?

Director: First of all, I'm not your daddy. Second, we don't need another.

Zhang He: But pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease da--, er, mommy?

Director: I'm not your mommy either. And no.

Zhang He: Aawww, c'mong mo-, er, grandpa.

Director: I'm not your grandpa! And no!

Zhang He: Pretty pretty please grandp-, er, grandma??

Director: I am NOT related to you first of all! Understand?!

Zhang He: *Nods his/her head*

Director: Second, for the last time, NO DAMMIT!

Zhang He: *Nods* Okay, I understand... *Rubs chin* Soo... can we great great grandma?

Director: THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE PUNK! *Brings out a secret envelope* We're gonna use the envelope.

Zhang He: *Screams like a girl* EEEK! NOT THE ENVELOPE!!!

Director: Hah! Yes we will use the envelope! *Takes something out of the envelope and shows Zhang He* Take this! *Takes another* And this! *Takes yet another* And this! *Keeps going on for 100 pictures, and Zhang He is sweating like heck*

Zhang He: Those pictures of Michael Jackson swinging his boxers around in a clown suit are pretty scary (ooc: sorry, that was lame :P)

The end
"Scum of a matweaver!"-Yuan Shu
User avatar
PangDeGuy
Assistant
 
Posts: 150
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:48 am
Location: Gotta catch em all!

Unread postby Russ » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:51 pm

These "real life" Dynasty Warrior things were funny at furst, but now I just find them to be lame. Them at the mall, or at the beach. It is probably just me, being a stick in the mud though.

Oh and Pang De, the omg's made me sick, thanks.
User avatar
Russ
Legendary
 
Posts: 823
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2002 4:27 am

Unread postby PangDeGuy » Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:16 pm

Russ wrote:These "real life" Dynasty Warrior things were funny at furst, but now I just find them to be lame. Them at the mall, or at the beach. It is probably just me, being a stick in the mud though.

Oh and Pang De, the omg's made me sick, thanks.


No problem. ;)
"Scum of a matweaver!"-Yuan Shu
User avatar
PangDeGuy
Assistant
 
Posts: 150
Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2003 12:48 am
Location: Gotta catch em all!

Unread postby English_Druid » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:23 am

I love the FanFics of the guys at the mall or at the sleepover. Ive not read too many real life DW FF though..
But no one dies in the right place
Or in the right hour
And everyone dies sooner than his time
And before he reaches home.
User avatar
English_Druid
Scholar of Ying Guo
 
Posts: 1179
Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2003 12:15 pm
Location: My soap box

Unread postby FengXian » Fri Aug 01, 2003 9:19 am

Then it's time to move onto the filks!
"The purpose of war is not to die for your cause, but to make the enemy die for his."

www.threekingdoms.galwar.co.uk
FengXian
Apprentice
 
Posts: 26
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:37 am
Location: Riding on Red Hare

PreviousNext

Return to Artistic Expression and Illustration

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

Copyright © 2002–2008 Kongming’s Archives. All Rights Reserved