Romance of the 3.14 Kingdoms

[Lady Wu]

Awesome! (By the way, you might want to link to the top post anyway in your update posts?)

I'm going to start using "Sweet Gao Zu!" in my daily speech.

[Azileron]

Thanks for reading it. Hopefully it wasn't too terrible!

I did once tell someone that they "should receive the title of Duke of Wei and receive the Nine Dignities, that your merit and lack of body odour be known to all," but they just gave me a strange look. It was meant to be a compliment, but it somehow didn't turn out right.

[Azileron]

Chapter Four is now in the main post. Read it and praise me.

[Lady Wu]

It's all about the hot showers! My mother was right!

[Azileron]

Close to praise, but not close enough!

Next chapter will be written on the weekend. If you can't wait that long (doubt it!), then just keep bugging me. Yes, I'm drawing attention.

[Lord Chuff]

Praise! Praise! O Glorious Writer of Entertaining Parodies!

I love it all especially the death of Xun Wenrou after receiving an empty bottle of conditioner.

[Mitsunari]

Your sublime skills are a constant privilege to behold, Azileron. I shall wait with baited breath for the next instalment.

'Poker at Xuande's' remains my favourite; the whole concept is brilliant. That's not to say the other chapters aren't brilliant, I just favour the aforementioned section.

*Surreptitiously beckons for more parodies*

[Azileron]

Pity I had to pay you both to say that ...


The next chapter is entitled Chapter Five: Yunchang Gets Five Triple Word Scores, and it is based on Yunchang's defection to Mengde and his subsequent killing of five generals. It will be posted soon.

And Mitsunari: :who:

[RocketPower]

Genius. You should totally write the next chapter right this instant. Do it. Now. GO!

[Adam]

Noo! He should be working on designing my stupid site already...lazy prig.

Finally read the thing over on Elysian Fields, but the servers at a crawl so I'll post here.
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