Fate of a Rebel/Parody of the Three Kingdoms

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Unread postby James » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:35 am

Let it be said that I am a fan of Destiny of an Emperor!

I created the Song brother biographies some time ago... perhaps a year ago. I have been wanting to create a Huo Hu entry for a while now. With the publishing of your saga I decided now was the time. Grand indeed is his introduction to the Encyclopedia!

Wang will be the next Destiny of an Emperor character.

Incidentally, you had better include Wang as the story progresses! :)

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I love slipping little things like that into the project. :lol:
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Unread postby Ben » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:37 pm

I read the whole first page, it's pretty good and funny. Keep that-up until I reach the other 14! (Or even more)
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Unread postby James » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:19 pm

Taishi Ci 2.0—you are hereby ordered* to complete episode 22!

* I’m not certain on what authority this order has been authorized, but I urge you to consider what authority you might take heed against. Rest assured they are the ones responsible for this charge!
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Unread postby Taishi Ci 2.0 » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:58 pm

Fate of a Rebel: Part 22
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Meanwhile, at... um... wherever Cao Cao lives...

Image Cao Cao: Okay, I am going to attack C-6.

Image Sun Ce: Miss.

Image Cao Cao: Oh come on, I know you've got a ship there!

Image Sun Ce: Maybe, but your attack was knocked off course by my, um, "Southeastern Winds" counter.

Image Cao Cao: Now you're just making stuff up.

Song Ren suddenly enters.

Image Song Ren: *huff* *huff* Hey, Cao Cao... I need to ask you for something.

Image Sun Ce: Hmm? Hey, aren't you one of Liu Bei's generals?

Image Song Ren: Yeah, I came here from Huai Nan. We're fighting Yuan Shu and we need to have the Emperor for a plan or something.

Image Cao Cao: You just show up out of nowhere and expect me to hand over the Emperor just so you can use him for your own personal battles?

Image Song Ren: ...Yes.

Image Cao Cao: Oh, all right then. He's over there in that storage room.

Image Song Ren: What? He's not in the throne room?

Image Cao Cao: That room is for my throne. I'm not paying for another one.

Image Song Ren: But he's the-- Actually, I don't really care anyway. I'm just here to borrow him anways.

Image Cao Cao: Just make sure you bring him back when you're done. Anyway, Sun Ce, it's your turn.

Image Song Ren: Um, what are you guys doing?

Image Sun Ce: Well, we found a copy of the script, and it turns out there was supposed to be this awesome naval battle between me and Cao Cao.

Image Cao Cao: But then it turns out that it got cut, so this game is the next best thing.

Image Song Ren: What game is that?

ImageImage Cao Cao & Sun Ce: Battleship.

Image Song Ren: ....Okay. Well, um, I'll just go get the Emperor then.

Image Sun Ce: Right, so it was my turn? Okay, uh, I attack D-2.

Image Cao Cao: You sank my battleship!

Image Sun Ce: You know, I've been meaning to ask: what's a battleship?

Image Cao Cao: I don't know, man, just go with it.

Back at Chen Cang Fortress...

Image Lu Bu: Okay, I'm going to ask this one more time. Who else is here besides you?

Image Strange Man: There's no one else here but me.

Image Song Yong: Isn't there anything else he knows how to say?

Image Lu Bu: I don't think so. It's not even true, either; the others are talking to somebody in the tent over there.

Image Strange Man: Someone else, here? Does not compute.

Image Song Yong: Wow, even I'm not this stupid. It seems like he can't get any more messed up than he is now.

Image Lu Bu: We'll see about that! Go get some powder from Liu Feng.

Image Song Yong: Good idea!

Inside the center tent...

Image Huo Hu: Right, I'm here with Liu Bei's army. Who are you?

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: The name's Xu Yuan Zhi. Don't worry, I'm not affiliated with Yuan Shu, so I'm not going to give you any trouble.

Image Guan Yu: Then why are you here?

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: Good question. Instead of answering it, though, I'm going to give you this letter.

Image Huo Hu: What's this for?

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: There's a man who lives southeast of here, named Shui Jing, who knows some useful information. You'll need that letter in order to meet with him.

Image Guan Yu: Okay, but could you answer my--

Image Mi Zhe: What kind of information?

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: Oh, just cryptic hints that may or may not be able to help you, at some point down the road, if you can even figure out what he's talking about. You know, the usual stuff.

Image Guan Ping: Couldn't he just tell us what he knows directly?

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: What, and ruin the fun? Nonsense. Now, you kids run on and fight Yuan Shu or whatever, it's time for my nap.

Image Guan Yu: Look, I'm not leaving until I know how you got here.

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: I'm just a one-shot character, okay? I gave you the damn letter, now leave me alone.

Image Chen Deng: But if you're only in this one episode, then why do you have an avatar?

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: Everyone important gets an avatar.

Emperor: But I don't have an avatar!

Image Xu Yuan Zhi: You're not important.

Emperor: ...*sob*

Image Huo Hu: Okay, that's enough of that. Let's go.

Back outside...

Image Liu Feng: I hope you know this is my whole powder ration. This better be worth it.

Image Lu Bu: Don't worry, it should be. Alright, Song Yong, give him the powder.

Image Song Yong: Righto!

Song Yong feeds the strange man some powder.

Image Strange Man: There's no one else... No... Oh, my head... I'm starting to see something...

Image Lu Bu: Wow, is he having a vision?

Image Strange Man: There is... There is...

Image Song Yong: Yes?

Image Strange Man: ...a general named Zhao Yun... and he's a Tiger--

Image Huo Hu: Hey, you guys! Get over here, we're leaving.

Image Strange Man: *passed out*

Image Liu Feng: He passed out already? What a waste. Oh well, let's go.

Image Song Yong: Hmm... "Zhao Yun is a tiger." Maybe I should remember that... Hey, don't leave without me!

more to come...
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Unread postby James » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:52 am

Hehe… I love reading this comic. :D
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Unread postby Taishi Ci 2.0 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:12 am

Thanks for reading.
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Unread postby Lordyuanshu » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:43 am

hehe the DoaE story has a title now? Fate of the Rebel? Guess I missed that but I do like it.
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Unread postby James » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:56 pm

Now chapters 21 and 22 need titles, and we’ll be set!

And… chapter 23… :devil:
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Unread postby Lordyuanshu » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:23 pm

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Thank god for Xu Yuan Zhi and that Intro Letter
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Unread postby James » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:25 pm

Lordyuanshu wrote:Thank god for Xu Yuan Zhi and that Intro Letter

Indeed! If not for him, you could never learn Shui Jing’s valuable information! Surely the whole quest would crumble upon itself should such a thing ever come to pass!
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