The Man Talk Thread

[Zyzyfer]

Either TMBJ aimed high and posted his best material, or has some of the best drunk stories. I really just don't have anything to compete with that; I love to drink and get drunk, but I almost never cause any mayhem like that!

[mrbeate]

New years Eve party just this year.

I being 16 years old, go to my friends house party. Got a mickey of absolute vodka for myself alone. Get to the party with two of my friends, walking. Freeze our asses off. We came pretty early and took up a couch. Waves of people come gradually, meet many old friends and make new friends. Took two shots before the party really kicked off.
As the party starts and everyone goes wild. Friends and I decide to grab pot from a guy there. We roll it up and light it in the backyard. I start to white out, end up laying in the snow. Get up and go back inside, and chug down my bottle. At that point I was officially crunked. Meet a guy I was in a fight with before, reminisce and become friends with him.
Friend to drunk to finish off his bottle, I take it from him, and offer girls shots for some smooch time. Some girls actually did. Go outside to front porch for some fresh air, notice several of my friends drunk and puking. Next thing you know, cops pull up, me and my bud run away into the dark. We walk around the city looking for a place to eat.... Was new years...
While walking two police officers cross our paths and I had left over dank on me. Cops ask us questions, we manage to slip by em. Return to the house after everybody left. Was about to crash on his couch when his parents get home and freak out. Starts yelling at all the crashers, nearly shit my pants. Bud and I leave, go back to his car, found instant noodle cups in the trunk. We eat it raw.
End up sleeping in a friend's car. Never again.

Most wild night ... Yet.

[Zhuanyong]

A co-worker told me, 'you should become my spiritual husband' after talking about the relationship between Rohan Marley and Lauryn Hill. She's trying to get me and her killed.

Your wife is the insanely jealous type?

In short, yes.

I wouldn't dare repeat that conversation in seriousness or jest.

[Zyzyfer]

I want to post drunken stories but I've been too busy drinking.

[Ranbir]

[Zhuanyong]

Tell it brother!!! I wish I didn't cut off the wisdom beard I was growing for about a month.

[Sun Fin]

Just limped home having taken a soccer ball to the Crown Jewels. Feel so rough...

[Ranbir]

I needed a speech and this guy gives it.

[Mikhail]

Me growing a beard has the same success rate as me getting a girl at the moment... It's like nonexistent.

If I try to grow any sort of facial hair it would take years and it would like it was being grown by a prepubescent child. It's just not happening.

[Shen Ai]

I don't think I could grow a beard if I tried. Most in my family have little facial hair, though receding hair lines run through my family. Lucky I didn't get that...

I cut a bit of my hair recently. I am more pleased with it's current look. It was getting a bit wild at the ends.