The Man Talk Thread

[Liao Ce]

Random informal poll. And just this one so it doesn't turn into one of those discussions...

Simple question.
Do you find Taylor Swift attractive? Yes or no.

I'll start.
Short answer: No.

Long answer: I guess I can see why she can be seen as attractive. Long golden locks, long legs, porcelain skin, etc. She's not ugly either. However, something about her face doesn't gel with me for some reason. I'm going to say it's her eyebrows.

I honestly can't picture her in my head. But I find talented women attractive. So Imma say yes just based off of that. And all tho I can't quite picture her in my mind, I do know that she is of athletic build and considered pretty by many.

[mrbeate]

Yes.

Pretty, slender, blonde. It takes more than weird eyebrows to make someone unattractive for me, a lot more.

[Ranbir]

Only from certain angles...

But hey, here is the real test: Imagine that face of hers....now imagine her clenching as she's on the toilet.

[Mikhail]

I'm attracted to talent too. The fact that she plays guitar makes her that much hotter. But like Ranbir said, only on certain angles. And I'm still mentioning her eyebrows. Makes her look angry or surprised all the time.

[Ranbir]

Feeling super manly today but it might fade when I dig in to a tub of ice cream like a girl. I need a manly way to eat an ice cream that has caramel at its core.

[Zhuanyong]

Aside from digging in it with your hand to scoop it out, I'm not sure of any other way.

[Mikhail]

Digging is not a manly act?

Why don't you just rename it as "mining" and slowly chip chunks of ice cream off and eat it?

[Zyzyfer]

Put the ice cream tub in a vice. Throw on some porn or sports. Eat it in your underwear while you do the Al Bundy hand down pants routine. Grunt a lot.

And dig it out of the tub with your hands.

[Mikhail]

Manscaping: Yay, nay, undecided or definitely nay (as in no man should ever have a razor touch him)?

[Ranbir]

Always nay. Do it for yourself, if for anything, and not to appease a certain vision women have of how men should be thanks to their idiotic pop culture.