Create a Empire/Kingdom

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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby Crazedmongoose » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:26 am

Now time to create THE WORST EMPIRE!


Ruler: Sultan Ibrahim "give all my power to my morbidly obese concubine whom I call Sugarcube" the Mad
Grand Commander: Field Marshall "gargantuan offensive campaign to move my drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin" Haig
Generals: Nicolas, the 12 year old shepherd who lead the Children's crusade, Kliment Voroshilov (Soviet Commander during the disastrous Winter War)
Diplomats: Lin "let's constantly call the vastly more powerful nation who we're trying to get to cooperate with us barbarians" Zexu
Ministers: Incitatus (ie. Caligula's favourite horse who may or may not have almost been Consul), Yan "the fall of the Ming Empire begiiinnnnsss NOW" Song
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby Sven » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:13 pm

TooMuchBaijiu wrote:
Well, now you'll have to do DC.




DC is a bit more fun to think about.

Ruler - Aquaman (He's already a king so this is a good role for him. Also his superpower is useless so this is the only thing he can do [lol].)
Grand Commander of the Military - Superman (no explanation needed.)
Generals (2) - Green Lantern and The Flash (Filler, Superman satisfies all military needs by himself.)
Diplomat - Wonder Woman ( She could do kinky things with her Lasso and get people to agree with her.)
Ministers (2) Batman + Robin (Robin isn't here to actually do anything. He just listens to the policies Batman makes and gives little exclamations like "Holy Budget Deficits Batman!")
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby TooMuchBaijiu » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:54 am

Very well, but I'd probably make Constantine diplomat-the man manipulated Heaven and Hell into effectively granting him immortality, I believe. I'd probably make Lex Luthor one of my generals-if I could control him, that is. Finally, I'd make Destiny of the Endless one of my ministers, as well as my stockbroker.
I don't write fanfic, but if I did it would involve Zhou Yu and Zheng He fighting to win the heart of Lai Choi San. Then I'd make them join forces to fight Ming the Merciless, who secretly works for Master Li. I'd squeeze Lu Bu in there somehow.
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby Zhou Chie » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:50 pm

*Sigh* how's this for my attempt? Divided it into three sections...

Ruler - Augustus Caesar (brought about the best period of piece in all of European history)
Land Grand Commander of the Military - Julius Caesar (For apparent reasons, and unlikely to turn on his Great-Nephew)
Naval Grand Commander of the Military - Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa (Aug's best bud)
Generals - Zhou Yu, Lu Meng, Minamoto no Yoshitsune & Jehanne D'Arc
Diplomat - Sima Yi & Gaius Cilnius Maecenas
Minister - Murshili II (seems to have been a fairly sensible, and loyal man who oversaw along with his dad, the great period of Hittite peace), Imhotep, Elisabeth I of England, Djoser & Sun Quan

For fictional Empires;

Ruler - Quattro Bajeena (Or Sheila (Superior))
Grand Commander of the Military - Bright Noa
Generals - Lelouch Vi Britannia, Roy Mustang, Arngrim & Olivier Mira Armstrong
Diplomat - L. Lawliet, Lucian & Alicia (VP)
Minister - Kagami, Hayato Kobayashi & Lenneth Valkyrie

Western Fiction;

Ruler - Marla Wolfblade (The Augustus of western fiction) (Wolfblade trilogy)
Grand Commander of the Military - Revan
General - Damin Wolfblade, The Exile, Superman, Tol of Juramona (Dragonlance), Ivor of Langtree (DL) (A.K.A. the Mad Baron) & Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Diplomat - Hercules (Legendary Journeys), Belle (Disney), Wonder Woman, Tassadar & Jim Raynor
Minister - Batman (have to agree on this one), Kith-Kanan, Elezaar (Marla's mentor), Arthur & Merlin (Merlin 1998)
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby Tien Lung » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:40 pm

Why has this been abandoned for so long?

The Empire Of Awesomia
Ruler: King Solomon
Grand Commander: Alexander the Great
Generals: Guan Yu, Sun Tzu
Diplomat: No Clue? Uh, I really don't know.
Ministers: Tally-Rand, Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby ROTKobsessed » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:53 pm

Sorry i'm really late into this, only just discovered the world history deliberation page!

My picks:
Ruler - Alexander the Great*
Grand Commander of the Military - Genghis Khan
Generals (2) - Hernan Cortes, Vlad the Impaler
Diplomat - Thomas Wolsey
Ministers (2) - Machiavelli, Rodrigo Borgia

* I keep reading about him and my opinion seems to change every time a new revolutionary book comes out on him - I feel like Meng Da :?
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby Boydie » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:21 pm

How about a evil kingdom? Can anyone improve?

Ruler - Vlad Dracula
Grand Commander of the Military - Genghis Khan
Generals - Basil The Bulgar Slayer - Attila The Hun - Napoleon
Diplomat - Joachim von Ribbentrop
Ministers - Hitler - Chairman Mao - Stalin
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby Cao Chao » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:42 pm

For the evil kingdom, you would have to include Tamerlane.
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby FoxWithWings » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:38 am

Ruler: King Solomon
Grand Commander: Ender Wiggin
Generals: Achilles, Joan of Arc (Jeanne d'Arc), and Hannibal Barca.
Diplomat: Zhuge Liang
Ministers: Jiang Wan, and Denethor the Steward (before he went crazy).
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Re: Create a Empire/Kingdom

Unread postby mrbeate » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:38 pm

Ruler: Caligula
Grand Commander: Kim Jong-Un
Generals: Charles Manson, Tupac Shakur
Diplomat: J-Roc
Ministers: Dave Chapelle, Cast of Glee
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