Shadowlink wrote:I'm telling you it's yuan xi. Cao pi didnt touch her for 2 years. I mean marry her until Yuan Xi was dead. He couldnt have raped Zhen ji.... would he? O.o
Xian Xu wrote:According to folktale, not only did Zhi and Pi claim Zhen Ji, but so did Cao Cao!
This might be a good candidate for the Maury Povich Show.
TODAY ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW!
Cao Pi, Cao Zhi and Yuan Xi are sitting on the stage with Cao Cao secretly back stage watching the outcome.
Yuan Xi, "I am dead. Why does this matter."
Cao Zhi poetically says that the baby doesn't look like him by pointing out the differences in the baby's features compared to his own, despite the fact that Cao Pi is his brother and carries the same bloodline.
Cao Pi, "Please be mine, this is embarrassing."
Backstage Cao Cao is crossing his fingers, hoping his sons do not have to find out his secret.
Screen cuts to Zhen Ji cofessing her secrets.
Maury, "And the father is..."
Hmmm. That may have been overkill. Anyway, I cast my vote for Cao Zhi, because he was seducing her with his poems! That's just how the smoothe cool brother does things.
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