SGYY Songs - Make your own!

[DragonAtma]

Does this mean we're having a Battle Of The Bands That Don't Include Us?

I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I can do anything

You don't really trust that guy
You give troops now, Zhongda
I know you don't trust that guy
'Cause I can see right through you

I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I can do anything

If you go a million miles away,
I'll track yor army
Trust me when I say I know
The pathway to your force

If you go a million miles away,
I'll track yor army
Trust me when I say I know
The pathway to your force

I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I can do anything

I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Zhuge Liang
And I can do anything

[Rezko_Kanashi]

Dong Zhou vs Cao Cao rap battle

Dong Zhou: Cao Cao, do you like violence? Wanna see an arrow rip through one of your cousin's eyelids? Or prehaps I'll see you die with one in your gut like Yuan did? You step into Luo Yang and there's no way you can win. Yuan Shao not pass into my city, so take your royal alliance and actually get busy. Your entire army is made up of sissys. Because the only thing you're doing is looking so soft. I might just send Diaochan to cut your heads off. My boy Hua Xiong will slay all you fools, and leave face down in a blood filled pool. Oh and Cao Cao i heard a little rumor. That Lu Bu will strike you down faster than your brain tumor. So tell your little childhood lover Yuan Shao that I said hi. And dont forget to tell him to bring actual warriors next time.

Cao Cao: I gotta say that, that was quite intriguing. Almost as much as the sound of your fat ass retreating. It appears to me that I can see clearly, how much of coward you have to be to create a tyranny. Chubs who the f••• you calling soft? You should realize that Cao Cao is always the boss. As I'm the only man standing in the face of chaos. While you're so fat that your mistresses can't even see your balls. Don't worry Dong Zhou this pain will fade. These burns that I'm giving will keep you a flame for days. And after I'm through with you we'll wipe out your race. Then i'll give Diaochan a real arrow to taste. It appears foul creature that youve got no more to say. So now get the f••• out my Wei.

[DragonAtma]

It's the return of the SONGFIGHT! (no, not Kublai Khan's invasion...)

Full the moon, the midnight sky,
Through the dark they ride.
Warriors of forever will sacrifice their right.

One for all and all for one,
The future time has come.
Counties filled with torment;
Your heart beats like a drum.

Never you'll look back again;
You'll fight on 'til the end.
Together we will live on forever more!

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

[instrumental]

Flash of steel in the midday sun;
The battle has begun.
Blood spills all around us but still we carry on!

No mercy we will show to them;
The white flag shall be raised.
We'll fight for our freedom!
Control this evil prince!

We all stand until the end;
Allegiance to the Han!

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

Sun sets in the western sky;
The battle's almost done.
Our victory will be glorious,
Our enemies all gone!

We all stand until the end;
Allegiance to the Han!

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

[instrumental]

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

In this land we've defended from bandits dark and cruel.
Now we're defenseless in a land where Cao Cao rules.

[PeanutButterToast]

Based on The Les Mis finale

Liu Bei: Now you are here, Kongming beside me. Now I can die in peace, for now my life is blessed.

Zhuge Liang: You will live, my Lord, you're going to live. It's too soon, too soon to say goodbye.

Liu Bei: Yes, Kongming, forbid me now to die. I will obey...I will try.

(Pause as Liu Bei gently pulls Kongming closer to him)

In my hour, I give you my last orders. Follow them when I at last, am sleeping. If my own son cannot rule wisely, then you must take his place to end the sorrow he'd be reaping.

Liu Bei sees the spirits of his two brothers standing beside him, raising his own spirit out of the bed as he finally passes.

Guan Yu: "Come with me, where chaos won't surround you. Leave your grief at last, at last, behind you. Oh ye Heavens, look down on him in mercy."

"Forgive me all my trespasses and take me to your glory."

Lady Gan: "Take my hand, and lead me to salvation. Take my love, for love is everlasting."

All: "And remember, the Oath that once was spoken: "We met on different days, but now at last here we are."

Finally, in the afterlife, Liu Bei joins all of his old allies and family in song.

Do you hear the people sing
Lost in the valley of the night?
It is the music of a people who are climbing to the light.
For the loyal on this earth,
It is our dream that never dies.
Even this darkest night will end
And the sun will rise.
They will live again in harmony for chaos is no more.
They will walk behind the plowshare. They will put away the sword.
The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward.

Chorus
Will you join in our crusade
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring when tomorrow comes.
(Repeat chorus)

Ah...Tomorrow comes!

[DragonAtma]

Party like it's 199!

See the army in your force
See the soldiers in your camp
I flee from Yu

Force of arms and twist of fate
On the battlefield you make me flee
And I flee without Yu

With or without Yu
With or without Yu

Through the storm I reach the shore
I gave it all and I want more
And I'm fleeing from Yu

With or without Yu
With or without Yu
I can't win
With or without Yu

And you gave the seal away
And you gave the seal away
And you gave
And you gave
And you gave the seal away

My hands are tied
My army crushed, you've got me with
Nothing to win and
Nothing left to lose

And you gave the seal away
And you gave the seal away
And you gave
And you gave
And you gave the seal away

With or without Yu
With or without Yu
I can't win
With or without Yu

With or without Yu
With or without Yu
I can't win
With or without Yu
With or without Yu

[Rezko_Kanashi]

Rap battle - Guan Yu vs Yuan Shao

Guan Yu: It's Guan Yu, coming to Guan Du, Representing blue, and on my way to destroy you! So listen up pretty boy. You're facing the God of War! And I will be damned if I allow you to ruin the oath that I've sworn. To my lord Liu Bei, and my friend Zhang Fei. You need new tactics because I won't die this day. In fact I'll ride to slay your General Yan Liang. My loyalties will never fade. Eventually Cao Cao will taste this crescent blade. You may ask me how, and I'll say it's as simple as killing Wen Chou. So don't have a doubt, because Guan Yu is known for clearing men out. I've proved my point, and there's nothing you can do, to avoid ending up like your brother Yuan Shu. It's your move now. Stand up Yuan Shao, and show me what being a coward is all about. But you should be warned. I'll have your ass dead, and my wine will still be warm.

Yuan Shao: You think yourself clever? Believe to be a god? The fact remains that you are nothing more than a fraud! Your greatest feats are a work of fiction. Rewrite the story, Guan slain by Yuan's dissin. Now I'm insisting that you become a little less stale, so that when you fail you won't be overshadowed by Wu's betrayal. A footnote in history is more than what you deserve. So much praise, and none of it was earned. You act like an asshole, you lost at Fan Castle, and then you and your son were slain like a couple of cattle. When you died in battle Cao Cao recieved your head, but not quite the same kind Liu Bei received in bed. Wiser words have never been said. The world received a favor when it heard you were dead. I am sorry Guan. I know my words sting. Even more than the peasant's feet when they marched to Jing. You lost Guan Yu now follow your lords example. Retreat, and watch your army fall to shambles.

[DragonAtma]

What timing! I find myself inspired, I write up lyrics, and I see someone else did some lyricwriting too!

That's great, it starts with some turbans,
Liang, He Jin, and eunuchs;
Old Wang Yun is not afraid.

Dong Zhuo brings the hate, listen to yourself churn
Warlords serve their own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Hatred up a notch, that grunt, no love,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear of fight, down height.
City in a fire, represent the ducal three
In a government for hire and a combat site.
Left there, wasn't coming in a hurry
With Lu Bu breathing down your neck.

Zhou by zhou inspectors angered, well, tethers gone!
Look, a coalition! fine, then.
Uh oh, giant force, population, common men,
But it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself!
Warlords serve their own needs, listen to the Han bleed.
Tell me with the generals and the soldiers in the right, right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, great Sun Jian fight;
Feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it.
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it.
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine.

1-9-1, burning hour
Don't get caught in Luoyang tower.
Slash and burn, return,
Listen to yourself churn.
Loot them in uniform and graverobbing, bloodletting.
Every motive escalate, every home incinerates
Light a candle, light a grudge
Step down, step down.
Watch his heel crush, crush.
Uh oh, this means no fear.
Cavalier renegades, so steer clear!
A government, a government,
A government of lies.
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives,
And I decline.

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it.
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine. (Time I had myself enthroned)
I feel fine.

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine. (Time I had myself enthroned)

The other night I dreamed a nice
Continental-ruling might.
Followers sit in a line
Xiahou Yuan, Xun Yu,
Xu You, Xing Yong.
Abdication, crown, kowtows, boom!
You sympathetic, patriotic, friends of mine, right? (Right!)

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine. (Time I had myself enthroned)

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it.
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it.
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine. (Time I had myself enthroned)

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine. (Time I had myself enthroned)

It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it. (Time I had myself enthroned)
It's the end of Dong Zhuo as we know it, and I feel fine. (Time I had myself enthroned)

[DragonAtma]

You know what's better than Three Kingdom lyrics? Making it a double feature!

Can you imagine that it's all up to you?
Evil embrace of eunuchs unnatural.
You're left in silence nothing more to behold.
You close your eyes and visualize the day you'll get revenge!

It's here;
It's near;
I see it all so clear.
Tonight your fight will take you higher!

It's here;
It's near;
Don't live a life of fear.
Tonight is the night that will inspire!

Crying alone at night your destiny unknown,
You're every being full of rage and hate.
Seems like you're running but you just can not hide.
It's in a raging fear all solitude is left behind.

It's here;
It's near;
I see it all so clear.
Tonight your fight will take you higher!

It's here;
It's near;
Don't live a life of fear.
Tonight is the night that will inspire!

Can he comfort thee and fill your life with ecstasy?
Through the darkness and the pain,
You will be content again,
Disciples of Zhang Jiao!

It's here;
It's near;
I see it all so clear.
Tonight your fight will take you higher!

It's here;
It's near;
Don't live a life of fear.
Tonight is the night that will inspire!

Can he comfort thee and fill your life with ecstasy?
Through the darkness and the pain,
You will be content again,
Disciples of Zhang Jiao!

[Instrumental]

It's here;
It's near;
I see it all so clear.
Tonight your fight will take you higher!

It's here;
It's near;
Don't live a life of fear.
Tonight is the night that will inspire!

Can he comfort thee and fill your life with ecstasy?
Through the darkness and the pain,
You will be content again,
Disciples of Zhang Jiao!

[Sun Fin]

You guys are very talented!

[DragonAtma]

...it has come to my attention that we have used exactly zero songs from Nüwang, err, Queen. This is completely unacceptable, so I RoTKized the greatest song of all time.

Is this the real life?
Is this sanguo youyi?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I just run Anxi, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Guan Yu, I whipped a man,
From his feet to corrupt head,
Whipped him 'til he's nearly dead.
Zhang Fei, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Anxi, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If we're not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Yu, Fei, our time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, we've got to go,
Gotta leave Anxi behind and face the truth.

Oh, Han, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don't want to bribe,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Yuan Benchu, Yuan Gonglu, will you fight over Yuzhou?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Crafty Cai Lun) Crafty Cai Lun.
(Crafty Cai Lun) Crafty Cai Lun,
Crafty Cai Lun, Min of Qi,
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from your own family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Yu Huangdi! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Yu Huangdi! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Yu Huangdi! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, Duke of Zhou, Duke of Zhou! (Duke of Zhou, let me go.)
Dong Zhongying has his Lu Bu put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can mock me and ask for a bribe?
Oh, Du Biao, can't do this to me, Du Biao,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Ooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Any way the wind blows.