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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Xu Yuan » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:34 am

Crazedmongoose wrote:Bad Eunuchs

(To the tune of Bad Boys, ie. theme from Cops, by Inner Circle)

Lead Singer: Kommandant He Jin ft. Y.B.C & Hero of Kaos

Bad Eunuchs, bad Eunuchs whatcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When the grand commandant come for you
tell me whatcha gonna do.

Bad eunuch bad eunuch
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you

Nobody naw give you no break
Them gentry naw give you no break
Region-nal warlords naw give you no break
Not even Yuan Benchu naw give you no break

Bad eunuch bad eunuch
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you



-actually I'm at work can't finish this, but you get the gist


You should finish this eventually, I love the name representations you have working there, "Hero of Kaos"! Haha! Priceless. Good work though. At first I wasn't sure how the "Eunuch" part was going to work, but they do seem to use two syllables for "Boys".
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Gongsun Idiot » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:49 am

I once thought up something to Guns'n'roses' Civil War. If I remember it, I'll post it here.
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Lady Wu » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:51 am

Crazedmongoose wrote:Bad Eunuchs

(To the tune of Bad Boys, ie. theme from Cops, by Inner Circle)

Lead Singer: Kommandant He Jin ft. Y.B.C & Hero of Kaos

Ahahaha! I just realized that Y.B.C. is Yuan Shao! Also loving the "Hero of Kaos".

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Red Hare to Ride
(based on the Beatles' "Ticket to Ride")

Lead singer: Cao Cao

I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
Guan Yu, who's driving me mad,
Is going away

Oh, he's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
But he don't care

He said that living with me
Gives him much dismay, yeah
For he would never be free
To look for Liu Bei

Oh, he's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
But he don't care

I don't know why he's riding so high
He ought to think twice
He ought to do right by me
Before he gets to saying goodbye
He ought to think twice
He ought to do right by me

I think I'm gonna be sad
I think it's today, yeah
Guan Yu, who's driving me mad,
Is going away

Oh, he's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
But he don't care

He said that living with me
Gives him much dismay, yeah
For he would never be free
To look for Liu Bei

Oh, he's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
He's got a Red Hare to ride
But he don't care

My Guan Yu don't care, my Guan Yu don't care
My Guan Yu don't care, my Guan Yu don't care
My Guan Yu don't care, my Guan Yu don't care (fade out)
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby GuoBia » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:09 am

That's really cute, Lady Wu!
Just out of curiosity, did you intend for there to be a sexual overtone or am I just imagining it?
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Sun Fin » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:17 am

GuoBia wrote:Just out of curiosity, did you intend for there to be a sexual overtone or am I just imagining it?


I noticed it to but I wasn't going to mention it :lol: !
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Lady Wu » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:27 am

GuoBia wrote:Just out of curiosity, did you intend for there to be a sexual overtone or am I just imagining it?

I'm going to pretend to be all shocked and pretend that this comment doesn't exist. :wink:
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Crazedmongoose » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:32 am

The biggest grudge in that period of history should rightly deserve the biggest diss song in this period of history.


WARNING LANGUAGE


To the tune of Hit 'Em Up by Tupac

Liu "The People's King" Bei:

I ain't got no motherfucking bros
That's why I fucked your sis
You slimey motherfucker

{Take Money}

Shu-Han Side
East Wu Killers

{Take Money}

You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to

{Take Money}

(ha ha, that's alright)


First off, f••• your bitch
And the province you claim
Shu-Han when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be my ally
But you stole my wife
We bust on Jiang-Dong
niggas f••• for Life
Plus Cao Cao tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Sun Quan and his viceroys
Some mark ass bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for your jewels
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Lil Lu Xun go ask you homie
How I'll leave you
Cut your young ass up
See you in pieces
Now be deceased
Lil Sun Huan,
Don't f••• around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets
So f••• peace
I'll let them niggas know
It's on for Life
Don't let the south-west side
Ride the night (ha ha)
Wu generals murdered on mount ba and xing
f••• with me
And get your grave bell rings
You know, see

Grab your bows when you see Xuan-De
Call Cao Cao when you see Xuan-De, uh
Who backstabbed me,
But your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I hit 'em up

Check this out
You motherfuckers know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even leading this attack
You all niggas ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my little homies
Ride on you
bitch made ass East-Wu bitches

{ah yo, yo, hold the f••• up}

Guan 'Lil God of War' Xing:

Get out the way yo
Get out the way yo
Pan Zhang just got dropped
Little move pass the mac
And let me hit 'em in his back
Lu Xun needs to get spanked soon
For setting up traps
Little accident murderers
And I ain't never heard of you
Poise less gats attack when I'm serving you
Spank the shank
Your whole style when I gank
Guard your rank
'cause I'm a slam your ass in a pang
Lu Xun weaker than a fuckin' block
I'm running through nigga
And I'm smoking Wu-land officers
In front of you nigga
With the ready power
Tucked in my Guess
Under my Eddie Bauer
Your clout petty sour
I push packages ever hour
I hit 'em up

Grab your bows when you see Xuan-De
Call Cao Cao when you see Xuan-De, uh
Who backstabbed me,
But your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I hit 'em up


ugh cbf continuing this. But the epilogue of this song, where Tupac proceeds to swear loudly at each and every member of the East Coast rap scene, would have worked pretty well for this situation.
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Lady Wu » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:50 pm

Wow, like 7 years later we finally have an update!

Powerful Warlord
(To the tune of the Beatles' Paperback Writer)

Powerful Warlord...

Dear Sir or Madam, will you give me land?
I have fought for years, will you lend a hand?
I’m son of a scion of the house of Han
And I need a job, so I want to be a powerful warlord
Powerful warlord...

Mine’s the luckless story of a luckless man
And my loving wives just don’t understand
My son’s a darling but he’s none too bright
He can’t get a job so I need to be a powerful warlord
Powerful warlord...

Powerful warlord...

I’ve a thousand soldiers, give or take a few
I'll be hiring more in a week or two
I can stay here longer if you like my style
But I won’t turn ‘round cuz I want to be a powerful warlord
Powerful warlord...

If you really like me you can call me “lord”
I could charm a million peasants overnight
If you must resist me, I will cry right here
Cuz I need a break and I want to be a powerful warlord
Powerful warlord...

Powerful warlord...

Powerful warlord, powerful warlord
Powerful warlord, powerful warlord
Powerful warlord, powerful warlord
Powerful warlord, powerful warlord (fade out)
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby DragonAtma » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:46 am

You realize, of course, that new lyrics beg for a link to the original song. Especially if it's a song where you only have to change a few words!

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[instrumental]

On a cold winter morning, in a time before the light
In cruel Dong Zhuo's evil reign we ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down and the times are tough all right
The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the charred lands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell, bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest plains in Dong's domain we watch them as we go
In fire and pain and once again we know

So now we ride ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

[instrumental]

As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment to their eyes

Running back from the mid-morning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a home in a crooked land
To a life beyond the stars

In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight

And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality
All alone in desperation, now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of the lifetimes lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

[instrumental]

Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

[instrumental]

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard now can we understand
I'll break the reign of this fiend if I possibly can
For freedom of every man

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on

[instrumental]
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Re: SGYY Songs - Make your own!

Unread postby Lady Wu » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:42 pm

Xuzhou city
(to the tune of the Beatles' Norwegian Wood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUkyl_AHRH0)

I once had Liu Bei
Or should I say he once had me
He showed me his land
Isn't it grand, Xuzhou city?

He asked me to stay
And he told me to camp anywhere
So I looked around
And I rode in on good old Red Hare

I sat on a mat biding my time
Drinking his wine
But that rude Zhang Fei sent me away
Out to Xiaopei

Cao Cao got Liu Bei
Out to Shouchun to conquer Yuan Shu
Xuande left Zhang Fei
In the city instead of Guan Yu

Yide’s such a brute, I was compelled
To have him expelled
So I marched with glee,
Isn’t it free, Xuzhou City?
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