Not sports related, but...
"William Joseph Baxley II (born June 27, 1941) is an American Democratic politician and attorney. He served two terms as Attorney General of Alabama, from 1971-1979; at the age of 27, he was the youngest to hold that position in U.S. History. He served one term as the 24th Lieutenant Governor of Alabama, from 1983-1987. During his time in politics, Baxley aggressively prosecuted industrial polluters, strip miners, and corrupt elected officials. Baxley appointed the state's first African American assistant attorney general, Myron Thompson, who later became a federal judge.
Baxley's tenure was noted for its racial unrest, and Baxley himself incurred the wrath of the Ku Klux Klan when he reopened the case of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing. In a letter, the Klan threatened him, compared him to JFK, and made him an "honorary nigger", but Baxley responded, on official state letterhead: "My response to your letter of February 19, 1976, is--kiss my ass."
Another sort-of legal one: http://notalwaysright.com/in-real-hot-sauce-now/8343
I don't write fanfic, but if I did it would involve Zhou Yu and Zheng He fighting to win the heart of Lai Choi San. Then I'd make them join forces to fight Ming the Merciless, who secretly works for Master Li. I'd squeeze Lu Bu in there somehow.