Best. Legal. Response. Ever.

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Best. Legal. Response. Ever.

Unread postby James » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:37 pm

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Re: Best. Legal. Response. Ever.

Unread postby Sun Fin » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:43 pm

“I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.” ― Nelson Mandela
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Unread postby TigerGeneral6 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:26 pm

Haha these are brilliant :lol: . I particularly love the Middlesborough one, the guys 'qualifications' were hilarious, as was the chairman's reply. :lol:
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Unread postby TooMuchBaijiu » Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:34 am

Not sports related, but...

"William Joseph Baxley II (born June 27, 1941) is an American Democratic politician and attorney. He served two terms as Attorney General of Alabama, from 1971-1979; at the age of 27, he was the youngest to hold that position in U.S. History. He served one term as the 24th Lieutenant Governor of Alabama, from 1983-1987. During his time in politics, Baxley aggressively prosecuted industrial polluters, strip miners, and corrupt elected officials. Baxley appointed the state's first African American assistant attorney general, Myron Thompson, who later became a federal judge.

Baxley's tenure was noted for its racial unrest, and Baxley himself incurred the wrath of the Ku Klux Klan when he reopened the case of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing. In a letter, the Klan threatened him, compared him to JFK, and made him an "honorary nigger", but Baxley responded, on official state letterhead: "My response to your letter of February 19, 1976, is--kiss my ass."

Another sort-of legal one: http://notalwaysright.com/in-real-hot-sauce-now/8343
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Unread postby TigerGeneral6 » Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:31 pm

This is a genuine letter a fan sent to the players of Grimsby Town Football Club after one too many losses I suppose. Thought i'd post it here among these other correspondenses. It's pretty harsh to say the least, but worth a good chuckle.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-ma ... 29?sk=info
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Unread postby sakira420 » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:10 am

lawyer wrote:Wow, I think these are absolutely brilliant. I have never seen anything like these. I especially like the Middlesborough one, the guys 'qualifications' were hilarious, as was the chairman's reply. :lol:


Great.I am also found this hilarious :lol: :lol: Thanks :lol: :lol:
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