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Re: Jokes

Unread postby DragonAtma » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:27 am

Did you hear the one about Zombie Tony Bennett?
He left his heart in San Francisco.
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Re: Jokes

Unread postby greencactaur » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:02 pm

Oh man, They call me the god of comedy in my discord chat. Oh boy hope you guys are ready for some really great ones cause here we go.

The M on Mario's hat stands for Mario

If you have a vacuum cleaner and you clean the vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.

I have a knock knock joke, but you have to start it

These are but a few of my god like comedic jokes.
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Re: Jokes

Unread postby DragonAtma » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:41 pm

Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Wen.
"Wen who?"
No, Wen Yang.
Unless I specifically say otherwise, assume I am talking about historical Three Kingdoms, and not the novel.

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