Did you hear the one about Zombie Tony Bennett?
He left his heart in San Francisco.
Jokes
Re: Jokes
by DragonAtma » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:27 am
Unless I specifically say otherwise, assume I am talking about historical Three Kingdoms, and not the novel.
In memory of my beloved cats, Anastasia (9/30/06-9/18/17, illness) and Josephine (1/19/06-9/23/17, cancer).
In memory of my beloved cats, Anastasia (9/30/06-9/18/17, illness) and Josephine (1/19/06-9/23/17, cancer).
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Re: Jokes
by greencactaur » Sat Aug 06, 2016 9:02 pm
Oh man, They call me the god of comedy in my discord chat. Oh boy hope you guys are ready for some really great ones cause here we go.
The M on Mario's hat stands for Mario
If you have a vacuum cleaner and you clean the vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.
I have a knock knock joke, but you have to start it
These are but a few of my god like comedic jokes.
The M on Mario's hat stands for Mario
If you have a vacuum cleaner and you clean the vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.
I have a knock knock joke, but you have to start it
These are but a few of my god like comedic jokes.
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Re: Jokes
by DragonAtma » Wed Nov 23, 2016 8:41 pm
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Wen.
"Wen who?"
No, Wen Yang.
"Who's there?"
Wen.
"Wen who?"
No, Wen Yang.
Unless I specifically say otherwise, assume I am talking about historical Three Kingdoms, and not the novel.
In memory of my beloved cats, Anastasia (9/30/06-9/18/17, illness) and Josephine (1/19/06-9/23/17, cancer).
In memory of my beloved cats, Anastasia (9/30/06-9/18/17, illness) and Josephine (1/19/06-9/23/17, cancer).
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- Scholar of Shen Zhou
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- Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:19 pm
- Location: Long Island, NY
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