"What'd you do, tell him to hit me with the golf club? Are you serious? I'm a ****ing demon, and you're going to assault me with a putter."
"It is every mans right to decide when to sheathe the sword, even one like me."(Sheathing the sword is giving up your life to achieve a goal)
"Wizard's First Rule, people are stupid. They will believe anything you tell them, either because they want to believe it is true, or because they fear that it is true."
"A crafty enemy, will set a weak ambush you are meant to break through. Confident because you have dealt with the threat, you walk into the second stronger ambush."
"The general who fights at the front of the battle is a fool. Yeah, a man could get killed in there."
"Wizard's Third Rule: Passion rules reason."
"The Hockey News: What one thing would you want if you were on a deserted island? Brendan Shanahan: A helicopter."
"You were martyred?
That's one way to put it. Another is to say I was bludgeoned to **** by big ****ing rocks!"
"Cause christmas is for shopping, and the shopping god is everything."
"1949 George Orwell portrays a chilling world in which computers are used by large beauracracies to monitor and enslave the population in his book, 1984.
1976 Curswell computer products introduces the curswell reading machine. The first printed speech reading machine for the blind.
1997 Deep Blue beats Gary Kesperof(sp?), the world chess champion, in a regulation tournament."
"Take death for example. A lot of our effort goes into avoiding it. We make extraordinary efforts to delay, and often consider it's intrusion a tragic event. Yet we would find it hard to live without it. Death gives meaning to our lives, it gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if they were too much of it. If death were indefinately put off the human psyche would end up, well, like the gambler, on the twilight zone episode."
"Cause power's just another one of those things there is. Pointless if you ain't gonna use it."
"Theres bodies in the water, floating all around, and all of them are talking, and their comedians."
98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig.