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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby epaminondas146871 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:47 am

What? Are you accusing me of questioning you? What kind of proposition is that? Where would you ever get such an idea?
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Hyper90 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:49 pm

there is a mini event i found

i was attacking using xiahou dun, cao xing appeared and just attacked him ONCE;

straight away ---- xiahou dun: ouch! my eye! Curse you !

*xiahou dun has been injured in battle*
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Human5 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:55 pm

Hyper90 wrote:there is a mini event i found

i was attacking using xiahou dun, cao xing appeared and just attacked him ONCE;

straight away ---- xiahou dun: ouch! my eye! Curse you !

*xiahou dun has been injured in battle*


Can you tell me how to get that event to appear?
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby epaminondas146871 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:58 pm

Well Cao Xing did hit Xiahou Dun in the eye, so Koei probably put that event in to maintain chronological sense for Xiahou Dun.
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby LuXunMaster102 » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:09 pm

Human5 wrote:
Hyper90 wrote:there is a mini event i found

i was attacking using xiahou dun, cao xing appeared and just attacked him ONCE;

straight away ---- xiahou dun: ouch! my eye! Curse you !

*xiahou dun has been injured in battle*


Can you tell me how to get that event to appear?


You don't need Cao Xing to attack Xiahou Dun in order to get that to happen.
I was once in the Rise of Heroes scenario when a random soldier told me that
Xiahou Dun lost his eye in battle. (Xiahou Dun wasn't even in a battle at that time) :lol:
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Zhuanyong » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:17 pm

LuXunMaster102 wrote:You don't need Cao Xing to attack Xiahou Dun in order to get that to happen.
I was once in the Rise of Heroes scenario when a random soldier told me that
Xiahou Dun lost his eye in battle. (Xiahou Dun wasn't even in a battle at that time) :lol:


This is accurate. I was just performing domestic tasks and got an event where a soldier informed me that Xiahou Dun was injured while training and lost his eye.

He was definitely sitting somewhere doing nothing at the time. He has to lose it somehow, right?
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Hyper90 » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:44 am

Zhuanyong wrote:
LuXunMaster102 wrote:You don't need Cao Xing to attack Xiahou Dun in order to get that to happen.
I was once in the Rise of Heroes scenario when a random soldier told me that
Xiahou Dun lost his eye in battle. (Xiahou Dun wasn't even in a battle at that time) :lol:


This is accurate. I was just performing domestic tasks and got an event where a soldier informed me that Xiahou Dun was injured while training and lost his eye.

He was definitely sitting somewhere doing nothing at the time. He has to lose it somehow, right?


yep. but when in battle, after he loses his eye, his unit got a will boost
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Xia Kyoto » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:03 am

I find it funny when you send an annual envoy to your close Ally:

Ally: Welcome ____'s Army, what can I do for you today? =D
Envoy: I regret to inform you this, but we'd like to dissolve our alliance as of today D:
Ally: *stands up and hair sets on fire* Then we'll be seeing each other on the battlefield before long! ...Now, can you kindly escort the envoy outside and show them the way...

Also

Envoy: We'd like to release _____ for this amount of gold (1k) [minimum price needed usually in this case for player: 1.5-3k]
Player: [decline] We can't be expected to agree to these terms, perhaps if you had more to offer..
Envoy: I see, I'm sure you'll live to regret this some day! Now..where's the exit, kind sir.

(Not 100% accurate, but still..nobody pulls a Yuan Shao or -insert enraged and merciless warlord here-)
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Hyper90 » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:49 am

Xia Kyoto wrote:I find it funny when you send an annual envoy to your close Ally:

Ally: Welcome ____'s Army, what can I do for you today? =D
Envoy: I regret to inform you this, but we'd like to dissolve our alliance as of today D:
Ally: *stands up and hair sets on fire* Then we'll be seeing each other on the battlefield before long! ...Now, can you kindly escort the envoy outside and show them the way...

Also

Envoy: We'd like to release _____ for this amount of gold (1k) [minimum price needed usually in this case for player: 1.5-3k]
Player: [decline] We can't be expected to agree to these terms, perhaps if you had more to offer..
Envoy: I see, I'm sure you'll live to regret this some day! Now..where's the exit, kind sir.

(Not 100% accurate, but still..nobody pulls a Yuan Shao or -insert enraged and merciless warlord here-)


is that true or a joke ?

another conversation i found funny is from lu bu

envoy : blablabla, ceasefire
Lu Bu: hmph, lost your nerve fighting eh?

another thing when in counsel with lu bu.
*cancel meeting*
Lu Bu : all is useless ! Be gone !
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Re: Funny moments in RTK XI

Unread postby Xia Kyoto » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:16 pm

Hyper90 wrote:
is that true or a joke ?

another conversation i found funny is from lu bu

envoy : blablabla, ceasefire
Lu Bu: hmph, lost your nerve fighting eh?

another thing when in counsel with lu bu.
*cancel meeting*
Lu Bu : all is useless ! Be gone !


It's both.

Xia Kyoto wrote:I find it funny when you send an annual envoy to your close Ally:

Ally: Welcome ____'s Army, what can I do for you today? =D
Envoy: I regret to inform you this, but we'd like to dissolve our alliance as of today D:
Ally: *stands up and hair sets on fire* Then we'll be seeing each other on the battlefield before long! ...Now, can you kindly escort the envoy outside and show them the way...

Also

Envoy: We'd like to release _____ for this amount of gold (1k) [minimum price needed usually in this case for player: 1.5-3k]
Player: [decline] We can't be expected to agree to these terms, perhaps if you had more to offer..
Envoy: I see, I'm sure you'll live to regret this some day! Now..where's the exit, kind sir.

(Not 100% accurate, but still..nobody pulls a Yuan Shao or -insert enraged and merciless warlord here-)


The bolded part isn't true according to the game, but it's very realistic. You don't just say a snarky retort or comment during a diplomacy and expect to find your way or be guided out safe and sound.
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