Curse you, Yuan Shu!

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Curse you, Yuan Shu!

Unread postby Lady Wu » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:18 pm

I know, I did just swear fealty to you...

But still...

CURSE YOU! GO CHOKE YOURSELF ON HONEY WATER!
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Unread postby brigadier liao hua » Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:54 pm

What in the world was that all about..? XD
Damn that Mr. Yuan guy! x)
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Unread postby Taishi Ci 2.0 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:30 pm

Why do you hate your new emperor? What, you prefer that Liu Xian pushover?

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Unread postby Lady Wu » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:18 am

I just noticed that his speech text is in red. Blood red. Is it because he had too much bloody water and not enough honeyed water?
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Unread postby Sun Gongli » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:25 am

First, he takes my Golden Apple. Now this.

UNFORGIVABLE.
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Unread postby Xiahou Mao » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:29 am

It's probably time to take it off SimRTK, though. I try not to let April Fool's jokes disrupt the game itself, but the editting of posts and the inability of some staff members to access the site is causing some problems..
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Unread postby James » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:55 am

Sun Gongli wrote:First, he takes my Golden Apple. Now this.

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha... when you think of it that way, it seems particularly horrible. I mean, having your Golden Apples stolen is terrible enough, but for you, a loyal follower of the Sun clan, to forever be forced into servitude to Yuan Shu...

Xiahou Mao wrote:It's probably time to take it off SimRTK, though. I try not to let April Fool's jokes disrupt the game itself, but the editting of posts and the inability of some staff members to access the site is causing some problems..

Ooo... stripped it out at the mention of some people being unable to access the site. SimRTK is clean now, but I certainly had a grand laugh watching the various reactions people had to it along the way! For an April Fool’s joke I came up with and wrote in such a short period of time, I actually really enjoyed this year’s experiment. :)

And quite a few people actually fell for it this year, too!

If you can, tell me what trouble people were having getting access to the site. I can’t imagine anyone would have trouble navigating the quiz. It ends with only one possible outcome. :P
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Unread postby Sun Gongli » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:39 am

James wrote:
Sun Gongli wrote:First, he takes my Golden Apple. Now this.

UNFORGIVABLE.

Haha... when you think of it that way, it seems particularly horrible. I mean, having your Golden Apples stolen is terrible enough, but for you, a loyal follower of the Sun clan, to forever be forced into servitude to Yuan Shu...


Trust me, Yuan Shu gets his comeuppance! In Legend of Sun Ce, anyway...
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Unread postby Mikhail » Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:40 am

I know its a tad too late but that was quite funny.

For some reason the page is still up, so if you guys still want to swear fealty to the greatest emperor of the era (maybe even of ALL TIME)...

http://the-scholars.com/test/
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Unread postby WuLordoftheNewAge » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:39 pm

In the words of the soon to be late Yuan Shu...
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Pang Tong: So I wonder what this place is called?
Sign by road: "Place where Pang Tong gets killed"
Pang Tong: Hmmm... I have a bad feeling about this place...

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