Most embarrassing character

Koei’s Dynasty Warriors game series. Discuss and enjoy!

Most cringeworthy...

Cow Pee... uh, Cao Pi
4
3%
Ma "eat my justice" Chao
12
9%
*giggle* Xiao *gigglegiggle* Qiao *giggle*
25
18%
Zhang Jiao... oh Heavvvvveeeeennnnnssss!
27
20%
Zhuge Liang---he MEANT to be that way...
2
1%
La Vita di Zhang He e bella!
47
35%
Others (explain!)
19
14%
 
Total votes : 136

Unread postby Sun Gongli » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:58 pm

I always thought he looked more like Osama bin Laden.

Especially with this (non-KOEI, but a lot of the characters have similar appearances to their KOEI counterparts) portrait:

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Unread postby bugg333 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:39 pm

zhang he.


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Unread postby Darkest Legacy » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:38 pm

LOL, that picture is definatly a fake, is it?? did someone copy and paste osamas face and fade ti out with yellow tone on Adobe Photoshop.
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Unread postby Xia » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:29 pm

Xu Chu. Without a doubt. Annoying voice, personality, appearance.

I cant see anything cringeworthy about Zhuge Liang. As for Ma Chao, the whole 'justice' thing does get incredibly annoying. With Zhang He, I like the claws. He could always be hired as a gardener and rake leaves, at least. But I think Koei ruined Wei a bit, and it's only been able to redeem itself with the arrival of Pang De and Cao Pi.
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Unread postby Darkest Legacy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:51 pm

Id say Pang De has revived it, not Cao Pi, Cao Pi is a bit cringeworthy, he is waaaaaaaaay too evil!
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Unread postby Xia » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:10 pm

True. But his over-evilness balances with the faults of most of Wei. I agree though, Pang De has certainly made things much better.
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Unread postby Darkest Legacy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:13 pm

Toooooo evil, once or twice i smacked my TV when he appeared on it, shouting EVIL MAN!!!
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Unread postby Lafeel » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:13 pm

Long wrote:Zhang He is just out there, but he adds an amusement factor to the game which is nice.

The same goes for Ma Chao, he's a lethal character but his whole justice thing is just funny, I imagine him after the land is united under Shu, at home on his farm saying with peasant's asking him "Hey Lord Ma, why do you toil the fields with us mere peasants?" and then Ma Chao replying,"I plow in the name of JUSTICE!" :lol:

Anyone else see a resemblance between Zhang Jiao and Jesus?

Ayup. What do you think my nickname for Zhang Jiao is, anyway? :lol:

As for me, it has to be Xiao Quiao..She seriosly gets on my nerves..And not just because she looks, and sounds, like a brat.
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Unread postby Darkest Legacy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:19 pm

LOL, isnt that kinda betraying your religion by saying that, if your Christians, im muslim and its still blasphemy.
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Unread postby Zhao Ying » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:46 pm

I think Zhang He is really strange. I dunno if him and Xiahou Yuan had something going down at the battle, I can't recall the proper name, where Huang Zhong rushed in, because he had a clear shot at the enemy from his position. Zhang He always seemed odd because he was so...girlish, if I may say..his outfit and his speech, the way he talks. Did his outfit have wings, or am I just imagining things...Also, he talks about "beauty" and "grace". I'm just not sure about him. That's why I pick Zhang He as the most embarrassing character.
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