Most embarrassing character

Koei’s Dynasty Warriors game series. Discuss and enjoy!

Most cringeworthy...

Cow Pee... uh, Cao Pi
4
3%
Ma "eat my justice" Chao
12
9%
*giggle* Xiao *gigglegiggle* Qiao *giggle*
25
18%
Zhang Jiao... oh Heavvvvveeeeennnnnssss!
27
20%
Zhuge Liang---he MEANT to be that way...
2
1%
La Vita di Zhang He e bella!
47
35%
Others (explain!)
19
14%
 
Total votes : 136

Unread postby Lady Wu » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:29 am

I wish Koei made Shu less of an embarrassing kingdom. Ok, I do like Wu better, but if I'm playing a Shu story, I want to feel in character. But Shu just makes me embarrassed.

Case in point: Liu Bei's attacking Chengdu, and Zhao Yun is faced with a group of peasants.

Peasants: Get the hell out of our land!

Zhao Yun: No. You have to understand that Lord Liu Bei is not fighting you. He's fighting for your.

Peasants: Uh-huh.

Zhao Yun: He's going to rule with Justice and Virtue!!!!!!

Peasants: Can this Justice and Virtue fill our stomachs?

Zhao Yun: Erm... not really...

Peasants: Then stop disturbing our livelihoods, you bunch of bandits!
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Unread postby Xiahou Jia » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:28 pm

Qiaos of course, especially Xiao Qiao. The only two characters that i never play and probably never will, unless KOEI redesign them as at least 18-20 years old and make them mute.

I also don't like the "fighter for justice". Wu officers are all good at desribing him at Bai Di castle but Zhou Tai's remark is my favourite.

Ma Chao: "JUSTICE never fails!"
Zhou Tai: "What an idiot".
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Unread postby Roy » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:27 pm

I voted for Zhang He Because of two reasons. He scares the hell out of me and I will never play as him.
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Unread postby azn099 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:22 pm

Zhang Jiao because he is crazy in the head. HEAVENSSS like omg shut up. His moveset set sucks too.
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Unread postby urbanterrorist » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:39 pm

Zhang Liao1 wrote:I voted for Zhang He Because of two reasons. He scares the hell out of me and I will never play as him.


What?! Zhang He is the bomb.

But I never thought of him as the epitome of testosterone. He's just a really really girly man.

Xu Chu is a disgrace... The entire character. The stupid voice. That childish demeanor and all those fat jokes.
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Unread postby azn099 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:45 pm

urbanterrorist wrote:But I never thought of him as the epitome of testosterone. He's just a really really girly man.


He's just metro... There's nothing wrong with being metro... Nothing at all...
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Unread postby GenFusha » Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:07 pm

azn099 wrote:
urbanterrorist wrote:But I never thought of him as the epitome of testosterone. He's just a really really girly man.


He's just metro... There's nothing wrong with being metro... Nothing at all...



I vote for Xu Chu because they completely ruined the kind of bad ass he was...And there is a difference between being metro and androgynous. Hell I consider myself metro, but Zhang He is just sad. lol
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Unread postby DOAE Liu Bei » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:04 am

Tie between Zhang Jiao, Zhang He, and Ma chao.

The tie is this far apart: lll
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Unread postby Xiahou Mao » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:09 am

Lady Wu wrote:Where exactly is this from? I need to look for it! (I don't normally play the English tracks, and I don't feel like playing through every possible Ma Chao scene...)


Play as Huang Gai in Bai Di Castle, and move to engage Ma Chao when he launches the attack on the main camp. They'll banter back and forth as the battle goes on, I think that particular line happens when Ma Chao is half-dead or so.

Every Wu character that has Bai Di Castle in his Musou Mode has special lines with Ma Chao there. Lu Xun tells him that justice is long dead, while Zhou Tai as mentioned earlier in the thread just says "What an idiot". I think Sun Quan says "Well, then justice can watch as I rip out your throat".

Or maybe I'm getting Date Masamune taunting Naoe Kanetsugu mixed into this. ;)
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Unread postby Kong Wen » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:24 am

Speaking of embarrassing, I always cringe at Yiling when Zhou Tai says "Lu Xun... so... young...". :?
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